Ant and Dec Call Simon Cowell a Child
Ant and Dec have said that they think Simon Cowell is a 12 year old boy in disguise. They have said this because apparently all he is interested in is dogs, robots and cartoons.
The pair of Geordies compiled a list of all the things that Britain’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell likes and have come up with the conclusion that he has the taste of a child.
In their list Ant and Dec discovered that Simon was really only into robots, dogs, cars and cartoons meaning that he has the same hobbies as an average teenage boy.
Ant & Dec have said, “After looking at it we came to the conclusion that he’s basically a 12 year old boy.”
That was not all the funny duo said though, they also added that they would not be at all surprised if they caught Cowell having a sneaky look at the underwear section in his Mum’s catalogues.
They added, “Next thing he’ll be telling us his favourite pastimes include looking at the bra section of his Mum’s Freeman’s catalogue behind the sofa!“

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